Donald Dog Toy

Fake Chews? Believe Me — It’s Real Fun!”

Description: Is it Fake Chews? Absolutely not. Our parody Donald Trump dog toy is back to make dog walks great again! With a smug grin, sharp suit, and that unmistakable orange quiff, Donald is ready for tug‑of‑war, fetch, and chew time.

Key Features:

• 🧥 Sharp suit & smug expression: Vibrantly printed parody design

• 🍊 Signature quiff: Plush fabric in a state‑side shade of orange

• 🚫 100% unofficial: Unendorsed parody toy — purely for laughs

• 💪 Durable build: Strong poly‑canvas body, stuffed with polyester

• 🐾 Tug‑ready: Arms and body made from one piece of fabric for extra strength

• 📏 Two sizes available: Small & regular (see sizing chart)

• 🇬🇧 Designed in the UK: Satire meets sturdiness

Availability:

• 🐶 Dog Toys: Pre‑order now for priority dispatch in May — last consignment sold out in under 10 days!

• 🐱 Cat Toys: Out of stock, returning late May. Sign up to our newsletter for advance notice so you don’t miss out.

Tagline: “Because sometimes the best way to deal with politics… is to let your dog chew on it.”