Headline:“Make Dog Walks Great Again — With Trump Poo Bags!”
Description: Turn every dog walk into a comedy show with our novelty Donald Trump poo bags. Strong, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to hold even the biggest pawlitical statements, these bags are the perfect mix of function and fun.
Key Features:
💩 Truth-telling design: Each bag boldly declares “Full of 💩”
🛡️ Leak-proof durability: No tears, no mess, no compromises
🌱 Eco-conscious: Biodegradable & compostable for guilt-free disposal
🎁 Gift-ready: A pawfect gag gift for dog lovers with a sense of humour
🐕 Universal fit: Works with all standard poo bag dispensers
🗣️ Conversation starter: Guaranteed laughs at the dog park
📦 Value pack: 4 rolls × 15 bags = 60 bags of pure comedy
Tagline:“Because picking up poo shouldn’t be boring — or fake news.”
