Keir dog toy

Chew on Politics — with Keir!”

Description: Fresh off the political stage and straight into your pup’s toy basket — it’s parody Keir Starmer! Complete with a plush silver quiff, rosy cheeks, and a lawyer’s suit print, this chew toy is designed for laughs, tug‑of‑war, and squeaky fun.

Key Features:

• 👔 Smartly dressed parody: Vibrantly printed lawyer’s suit + signature grin

• ✨ Iconic quiff: Real‑life looking silver hair made from plush fabric

• 🚫 100% unofficial: Unendorsed parody toy — purely for humour

• 🧸 Safety tested: Meets EU child safety standards (see FAQs)

• 💪 Durable design: Strong poly‑canvas body, stuffed with polyester

• 🐾 Tug‑ready: Arms and body made from one piece of fabric for extra strength

• 🔊 Double squeakers: Twice the squeak for twice the fun

• 🇬🇧 Designed in the UK: Satire meets sturdiness

Tagline: “Because sometimes politics is best handled with teeth and squeakers.”