Description: The most famous Brexiter has gone canine! Our novelty Nigel dog toy is here to bring laughs to your living room and joy to your pup’s jaws. With his double‑breasted suit and unmistakable grin, Nigel is ready for tug‑of‑war, fetch, or a good old‑fashioned chew session.
Key Features:
🇬🇧 Designed in the UK: Parody chew toy Nigel, suited up and smiling
🚫 100% unofficial: Unendorsed parody toy — just for laughs
🧸 Safety tested: Meets child safety standards in EU, USA & Australia/NZ
💪 Durable build: Strong poly‑canvas body, stuffed with polyester
🐾 Tug‑ready: Arms and body made from one piece of fabric for extra strength
📏 Two sizes available: Small & regular (see sizing chart)
Tagline:“Because sometimes the best way to deal with politics… is to let your dog chew on it.”
