Rishi dog toy

“Dishy Rishi — Ready for Tug‑of‑War!”

Description: From the halls of Westminster to your pup’s toy basket, it’s parody Rishi Sunak! Dapper in a bespoke suit, complete with Prefect’s badge and gold watch, Rishi is ready to be chewed, tugged, and squeaked. With a full mop of plush dark hair, this toy is as stylish as it is durable.

Key Features:

• 👔 Smart parody style: Bespoke suit, Prefect’s badge, and gold watch

• 💇 Plush hair: Full mop of dark fabric locks

• 🚫 100% unofficial: Unendorsed parody toy — purely for laughs

• 🧸 Safety tested: Meets child safety standards in EU, USA & Australia/NZ

• 💪 Durable design: Double‑stitched poly‑canvas, stuffed with polyester

• 🐾 Tug‑ready: Arms and body made from one piece of fabric for strength

• 🔊 Double squeakers: One in the head, one in the tummy — both in nylon pockets for added safety

• 🧵 Reinforced seams: Cotton ribbon reinforcement for extra durability (but not indestructible — monitor play)

• 📏 Two sizes available: Small & regular (see sizing chart)

• 🇬🇧 Designed in the UK: Satire meets sturdiness

Tagline: “Because sometimes politics is best handled with teeth and squeakers.”